Have You Ever Wondered?

It’s been a while, I know. You’ve missed me, I can tell. That bulge in your pants is no accident.

But no matter. The time spent away hasn’t been in vain. I’ve gone away, tucked myself into one corner of the globe, totally undisturbed by human presence. Stuck in a cave, with no food and very little water, I found myself diving deeper into my self conscious, revealing things most mystics and philosophers would chant and dance around fires for. And my soul has revealed this ; truly a question for the ages :

Should we shower before, OR after, sex ?

Assuming of course you could only afford one shower per session of rabid intercourse.

Which would you choose? Well, you don’t need to answer now. It took me a good month and a half of field work to figure that one out - so its only fair that you receive a bit of time as well. Of course, you may need more time to get a large enough sample size, but hey, you can’t have it all…